Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal Mysteries
Send us a textEpisode 12 – Vatican Secrets: Lost Gospels, Hidden Vaults & Papal MysteriesWhat is the Vatican hiding? Is it just dusty paperwork and centuries of church memos … or are there secret gospels, forbidden treasures, and enough scandal to make The Da Vinci Code look like a children’s book?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the conspiracies and mysteries of the Vatican. We’ll talk about:The banned Gospels of Thomas, Mary Magdalene, and Judas — and why the Church didn’t want you reading them.Hidden vaults and catacombs rumored to contain the Ark of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, and maybe even evidence of aliens.Scandals that rocked the Vatican Bank, mafia ties, and the pope who mysteriously died after just 33 days.Assassination attempts, Cold War secrets, and why the Vatican is the ultimate locked door we’re dying to peek behind.And because every episode needs a soundtrack, this week’s Song of the Week is “Let Fade” by Five Pie — a Delco basement-show classic that’ll transport you straight back to early 2000s battle of the bands nights.Whether you believe the Vatican is hiding world-shattering secrets or just centuries of messy receipts, one thing’s for sure: the mystery is half the fun.Support the show
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Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians, & Scandals in the Crown
Send us a textEpisode 11 – Royal Family Conspiracies: Diana, Reptilians & Scandals in the CrownFrom Princess Diana’s mysterious death (or escape?), to Prince Andrew’s Pizza Express alibi, to theories that Queen Elizabeth was secretly a shape-shifting reptilian — the British monarchy has been fueling conspiracies for centuries.In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, I dive headfirst into the chaos:Diana’s death and the theories that she’s still alive Prince Andrew, Epstein, and the unsolved Jill Dando assassination The “immortal lizard queen” and King Charles’ Dracula bloodline Missing princes, Jack the Ripper, and Nazi family ties Meghan, Harry, Camilla, and Kate’s 2024 disappearance Plus how the royals basically became memes in the internet’s conspiracy cinematic universeSo are the royals just a dysfunctional family with crowns, or are they vampires, lizards, and Illuminati pawns running the world from the shadows? Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing. Song of the Week: “Love. Die. Repeat” by Set Loose — a heavy, raw track that’s a total vibe. Go stream it everywhere.Support the show
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The Grateful Dead: Psycedelics, Spies, and Strange Theories
Send us a textEpisode 10: The Grateful Dead: Psychedelics, Spies, and Strange TheoriesWhat if the Grateful Dead weren’t just a band? What if the tie-dye, the endless jams, and the devoted Deadhead culture were all tangled up with CIA experiments, LSD-fueled “Acid Tests,” and secret deals with the Hells Angels?In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, Kelli peels back the psychedelic curtain on one of the most beloved (and bizarre) bands in American history. From MKUltra conspiracies and the Wall of Sound to dancing bears, skeleton roses, and the nomadic Deadhead tribe, we’ll explore why the Dead became more than music — they became a movement, a myth, and maybe even a cosmic experiment gone sideways.Plus, hear hilarious fan stories from Reddit, and my song of the week — a gorgeous cover of “Box of Rain” by Reno Bo (aka my favorite Dead song).Tune in, trip out, and remember: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show
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Quantum Immortality and Near Death Time Glitches
Send us a textEpisode 9: Quantum Immortality & Near-Death GlitchesWhat if you never actually die? What if, in every near-death moment, your consciousness just… slides into another timeline where you survive?In this episode, we’re diving into the mind-bending theory of quantum immortality — exploring how the “many worlds” interpretation of physics might explain those wild near-death experiences and reality glitches people swear they’ve lived through. From Reddit stories about impossible survivals to Celtic mythology’s Summerland (where the soul keeps vibin’ after death), we’ll explore the science, the spooky, and the downright trippy side of immortality.Oh — and this week’s song of the week is Dead and Gone by Dreamfone. It’s haunting, dreamy, and the perfect soundtrack for questioning if you’ve already died a thousand times without even realizing it.Tune in, spiral with me, and as always: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.Support the show
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Disney Conspiracy Theories - Magic, Mystery, and Mouse Ears
Send us a textGet ready to step behind the curtain of the happiest place on earth and dive into some of the wildest Disney conspiracy theories out there! From rumors of Walt Disney being cryogenically frozen (spoiler alert: he wasn't) to hidden adult jokes sneaking into your favorite childhood classics, and even whispers about secret illuminati symbols scattered throughout the parks ... this episode covers it all.I love Disney .. like .. a lot .. and while I don't believe most of these theories (ever!) they're too fun and fascinating not to explore. So grab your Mickey ears and a churro, and join me for a magical journey into the mystery, myth, and mayhem behind the mouse. Don't quote me ... it's probbaly nothing.Support the show
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.I’m not a journalist. I’m not an expert.I just have Wi-Fi, weed, and more questions than answers.Is it true? Who knows.Don’t quote me…It’s probably nothing.
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