Catfights Make The WNBA Interesting | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer go deep on sports. They talk about Brett Favre's fall from grace, the greatness of the 2001 Baltimore Ravens, the unbeatable aura of Tony Siragusa, and the dynamic duo of Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham. Before that, Bert shares some stories about going over to T-Pains house. The bears also discuss how violence has made the WNBA more watchable, how good the ESPN "30 For 30" documentaries are, and the most unbelievable races people participate in. Plus: Bert tells a story about how he almost chainsawed a leg off on skates, the Red Bull Flutag, rat catchers, Bert's chicken murder mystery, and more!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 297
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:17 - T-Pain
00:10:08 - Brett Favre: Hero Or Villain?
00:19:15 - Tony Siragusa & The 2001 Baltimore Ravens
00:30:38 - Caitlin Clark & Sophie Cunningham
00:37:58 - Bert Almost Lost A Leg Skating
00:42:28 - Red Bull Flutag
00:49:23 - The Most Insane Race
00:57:11 - Rat Collectors
01:05:54 - Chicken Murder Mystery
01:11:02 - Wrap Up
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We're Being Replaced! (For The Summer) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer reunite in sunny California for a jam-packed episode full of FOMO, fatherhood, and flaming hot air balloon disasters. The bears talk about Tom’s California vacation and getting into surfing with his boys. They dig into wild parenting comparisons, Luis J. Gomez’s insane training routines, and Bert feeling FOMO for Andrew Schulz’s perfect summer life on Instagram.
Tom then drops major news about shooting a new Netflix movie called El Tigre, which leads to Bert sharing his own plans for filming the series Free Bert in Atlanta. With both Bears tied up all summer, they announce special "Summer Bears" episodes and name the two hosts Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias. Things get political (kind of) as Bert and Tom debate who should talk about world issues—spoiler alert: it’s not them. Bert then rants about the sheer terror of hot air balloons and Tom tells another legendary Top Dog tale about how he diverted a plane so he could take a piss. Buckle up—it’s a bumpy (and hilarious) ride.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 296
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:40 - Father FOMO
00:05:07 - The Summer Bears
00:16:45 - FaceTiming Chrissy D
00:20:16 - The Middle Class Of Comedy
00:33:09 - Bert Explains Global Politics
00:39:48 - Hot Air Balloons Are Sketch
00:49:29 - Crazy Plane Stories
01:00:17 - Helicopters
01:06:45 - Uber Driver Smackdown
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Fun With Foreign Slurs | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom checks in on Bert’s intestine surgery and his new commitment to being loud, red, and barely alive. The Bears cover everything from Hellcats to Titanic cowards, and disgusting public behavior.
They spiral into career-ending scandals — Ray Rice, Aaron Hernandez, Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson, and Hitler — and debate whether being talented enough erases your crimes. Plus: the Oceangate sub disaster, a fisherman who supposedly ate his friend, and a fascinating discussion about racist costumes, slurs, and Bert turning purple in a sauna. Also: plutonium, bad names, the lady versions of both bears, and how throwing your wife through a window could be noble. Classic Bear chaos.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 295
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:58 - DMV Hotties & Beefing With Kids
00:10:07 - Women & Children First
00:17:53 - Shame, Mel Gibson, & Lance Armstrong
00:24:57 - Famous People Committing Crimes
00:35:32 - Would You Rather?
00:39:13 - War Documentaries
00:44:48 - Slurs In Other Languages
00:53:44 - Names & The Studio Beef
00:59:11 - Japan & Uranium
01:05:08 - Lady Bert
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Kinky Kings w/ Jim Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by the legendary Jim Norton! The bears dive into Jim’s brand new special, why he no longer wants to be a cuck, and what it’s like to live shamelessly — including some very NSFW stories from Brazil.
Tom and Jim cover everything from a friendly Hitler and war documentaries to bombing onstage and the dark side of stand-up. They check out clips of Orson Welles’ drunk ad reads and William Shatner being difficult during a recording, and discuss JFK conspiracies, before pivoting to the power of charismatic maniacs like Jeffrey Epstein. Plus, Tom confronts his own comedy insecurities and Jim shares some Patrice O'Neal stories and breaks down the wildest moments from his years in radio. You don’t want to miss this one!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 294
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:38 - It's Hitler Summer
00:05:41 - Comedy Special Edits, Self-Hatred, & Narcissists
00:16:41 - Embracing Shame
00:23:49 - Dopamine Release
00:30:01 - Orson Welles & William Shatner
00:38:27 - Favorite Interview Guests & JFK Conspiracies
00:43:50 - Epstein
00:50:10 - Bombing
00:56:30 - Headliners
01:02:27 - Patrice O'Neal
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"Dancers" Would Drop Me Off At School w/ That Mexican OT | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bart Kersher are joined by rapper That Mexican OT! They kickoff the chat talking about Mexican food, burger spots, and That Mexican OT reveals a wild secret he has about eggs. On top of being super chill, That Mexican OT is a real authentic dude and he opens up about his very unique upbringing that helped shape who he is today. The trio discuss everything from hunting kangaroos to Japanese cholos, plus they also talk about bullfighting, gangster moms, pimp fathers, four wheelers, Project Recess! Grab some Por Osos and enjoy this episode!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 293
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:16 - Mexican Food, Burger Places, & Eggs
00:10:47 - Kangaroo Hunting, Collabs, & Project Recess
00:19:56 - Bullfighting & Strippers
00:25:57 - Mom Scents & Med Shit
00:34:30 - Going International
00:40:18 - Authenticity & Growing Up Young
00:46:30 - Four Wheelers & Cholo Culture
00:52:26 - It's Scary Underwater
01:00:25 - Tough Guys
01:07:19 - Album Drop, Movies, & Rap Music
01:15:38 - Vodka Endorsement
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