HORSE

Full Court Press: WNBA Finals Preview & ATL Stadium Drama Gets Resolved
Our Annual NBA Drama Draft: Ranking The Spiciest NBA Teams For The Coming Season
And Also: Framed Ouija Boards, Spooky Hotels, AirBnBoo, Sombr/SMBR, Ballhalla, Tween Girls, Double Middle Finger, Old Man Injuries, Grumbly Bit, Pretty Privilege, Toilet Bowl, Grandhorses, Diaper Dandies, Monkish Ways, WMenBA
Links:
Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala
Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform
Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour
ATL Dream stadium update- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/atlanta-dream-unexpected-state-farm-202025636.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADmRcFs8CUcp4D5D0dTUgHyO3tcGT7hZuO7nRYDSXWYs8eQHOkJv5IGnW-Js_E8ALFnw4_pbBKJXxCZ2YJJzz-nsDrbplvEL75Tsof1FxUfMS2VVHhKmogE-5FMf2pzZqzdRBWD-DJGYL9WU9Ols449qUphORBBvryamFLVAV0yUATL Dream to play at State Farm Arena through 2031- https://www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/10/18/atlanta-dream-play-state-farm-arena-through-2031/
Cooper Flagg’s terrible new logo- https://www.si.com/fannation/sneakers/news/first-look-cooper-flagg-new-balance-logo
Full list of NBA offseason transactions- https://www.nba.com/news/nba-offseason-deals-2026

Find Us Online
- website: horsehoops.com
- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops
- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops
- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops
- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us
On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

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Full Court Press: Sacramento Kings Hot Mic & WNBA Playoffs
An Interview With: Musician, Knicks Fanatic, and Creator of Doug B’s Knicks Metal Recaps Doug Berns a.k.a. DugLust
And Also: Double Cups, Sloppy Soupy Games, Half Bangs, Kang Gang, Quibi, Grumble Grumble
Links:
Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala
Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform
Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour
Sacramento Kings hot mic- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqHiFdsMu8
A’ja Wilson accidentally runs over employee in the tunnel- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UcOBzoEZtfE
A’ja Wilson gets into it with a fan- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8scdfXT5BA
Doug’s first time on HORSE- https://open.spotify.com/episode/4nXI5oMf1nvLI0PG5nKQgE?si=GT6oLs13Sz241I4okBrOMQ&utm_source=copy-link
Follow Doug on IG- https://www.instagram.com/duglust
Follow Doug on YouTube- https://www.youtube.com/@duglust
Follow Doug on X- https://x.com/duglust
New Yorker article about Doug (written during game 1 of the eastern conference finals)- https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/06/01/singing-the-knicks-praises-with-a-dash-of-metal
NY Post article on Doug- https://nypost.com/2025/05/21/us-news/bk-dad-doug-berns-turns-knicks-game-recaps-into-viral-musical-parodies-its-mind-blowing/
NY Times article on Doug- https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6226836/2025/03/27/ny-knicks-fan-weird-al-yankovic-doug-berns/
Find Us Online
- website: horsehoops.com
- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops
- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops
- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops
- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us
On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Continued Kawhi Drama, WNBA Commissioner Announces Retirement, W Season Nears Playoffs
An Interview With: Adam’s Childhood Friend, Knicks Fan And Clippers Season Ticket Holder Sean Phillips
And Also: Bah Haba, Sad Hotel Gyms, Naked Peloton, Heavily Lawyered Statements, Scoreboard Watching, Notes App Apologies, Lynx Links
Links:
Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala
Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform
Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour
Tickets for Mike and Adam’s Greek Mythology improv/standup charity show in NYC- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/improvising-the-heros-journey-for-good-tickets-1995593354443
Find Us Online
- website: horsehoops.com
- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops
- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops
- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops
- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us
On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Enes Kanter Sucks, NBA Lays Down The Hammer On The Clippers
That Actually Happened: A Full Breakdown Of The Basketball Storyline In How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
3-on-3: A Deep Dive On NBA Cap Circumvention & Tampering
And Also: Whirrs And Bangs, Midtown West Garden, Esplanade, McDonald’s PlayPlace, Broke Boys, Boingo WiFi, Rude Jerks, Enron Field
Links:
Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala
Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform
Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour
Steph hitting 82 consecutive threes- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/stephen-curry-goes-viral-incredible-112327844.html
Tickets for Mike and Adam’s Greek Mythology improv/standup charity show in NYC- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/improvising-the-heros-journey-for-good-tickets-1995593354443
John Mulaney rom com bit- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LvTyMxwEQFE
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days basketball scenes- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Fqm9jUKrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3dwJ734jbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PpBLxJLihI
Find Us Online
- website: horsehoops.com
- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops
- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops
- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops
- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us
On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Sophie Cunningham/WNBA Drama, Kawhi Leonard Saga Continues, Lakers Sold
3-on-3: Honoring Stacey King’s Three Best Calls And Adam’s Three Favorite Hot Sauces
That Actually Happened: The Incredible Career Of Russell Westbrook
And Also: Knicks Yetis, Coconut Water, Costco Vs Sam’s Club, Old People Stuff, Maqsood Mamawala, PowerPoint Parties, Basketball Agnostic, The Missouri River Runner, River Jaunt, Right Wing Grifters, The Spectacle, Disney Adults, Sriracha Mayo, Paula Deen, Low Floor Hot Sauces, Mirepoix, Sodium Byzorbinate, Cupcakes, Miller’s Planet, Banghalla
Links:
Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawala
Adam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform
Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour
Steph Curry gettin hyped for the Valkyries- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CwAHF6IyB4
Stacey King gets hyped for Jimmy Butler in a preseason game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmYfWWHy-pA
Stacey King calling Derrick Rose dunk over Dragic- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRAp00SxP30-
Stacey King and Adam Amin call the Giddey shot vs Lakers- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awSra656t_E
Sanford and Son clip- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhM
Russell Westbrook highlights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oXbCUdVU9Y
Khelcey Barrs article (Westbrook’s best friend who tragically passed away)- https://www.vice.com/en/article/russell-westbrook-the-legacy-of-khelcey-barrs/
Russ game winner in Denver - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVW2TqpFpAs

Find Us Online
- website: horsehoops.com
- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops
- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops
- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops
- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops

HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.

About Us
On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.