Zlurpcast - Blood Bowl Podcast

Should you attend a wedding themed Blood Bowl Tournament at some point?
Should you mix Snickers and drugs?
Should you have straws in your sauce drawer?
Should you not have an overmodulated microphone?
Should you quit the game of Blood Bowl after one bad tournament?
Should you attend Zlurpee Bowl XVI in June 2027?
Should you play Amazons and be an American?
Should you try to win a Golden Zlurpee Ticket?
Should you like the walls if they are Snozzberries?
Should you listen to a Blood Bowl Podcast for 17 years?
Should you buy Blood Bowl swag from CharlieVictorProducts.com?
Should you head to the Golden Boot?
Should you buy some merch at ZlurpNation.com?
Should you buy weed from Anakin Skywalker?
Should you pick light saber colors based on cinematography?

It's a full Tournament Graveyard this week with four tournaments, GenCon stories, travel disasters, awards, fouls, floods, and somehow Jonny P still finds a way to stretch Xtreme's tournament recap by another 30 minutes. Classic Main Guy.

Along the way we cover dream talk, the mystery of two "Bryans with a Y" meeting, why the Yakuza might be after Jonny, and the moment Jonny P got pooped on by a bird while standing outside a hotel arguing with a company on the phone as Xtreme and Rufer watched in disbelief.

Jonny also shares the story of his legendary 1996 Bloodhound Gang T-shirt featuring a nun in a wheelchair on fire and how his mom used to hide it so he couldn't wear it.

We discuss why Xtreme claims he doesn't like to be touched despite loving Gen Con, where personal space is basically a myth, and why naming your Blood Bowl team actually matters. "Dan's Dwarves" just doesn't have the same ring as a proper franchise name.

Tournament coverage includes Bloodweiser Brawl in St. Louis, GenCon Cup, Sanctuary Cup, the historic GenCon Bowl, Indiana Beach Bowl Championship, Most Casualties, Best Defense, fouling Ogres, Orc passing, eight-casualty games, and the massive storm that turned GenCon into an indoor water park.

We also check out the new Charlie Victor Products two-color skill bands, debate how Xtreme knows neon green exists if he's color blind, and, as Andrade would say, "How you know?"

Finally, we pitch brilliant future GenCon ideas like flag football outside Lucas Oil Stadium and Live Action Blood Bowl, where all the coaches become the player pieces and a giant God Hand moves everyone around the pitch.

If you're looking for the best Blood Bowl swag, check out Charlie Victor Products, including the legendary Zlurpcast Ball Licker Coin.

Also... our Blood Bowl Friend shirts mysteriously disappeared for a while. But maybe they're back. Check the Merch section at ZlurpNation.com and see for yourself. We're Sneaky Gits like that.

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More BANG for your BUCK with an hour and a half and we cover both Blood Bowl tournaments we ran in the Graveyard, Zlurpee Bowl 15 and the first Feets of Strength.

Around the Old World keeps us busy this summer with Bloodweiser, Gencon, Put a Ring on It V, and Armada Bowl! 

Plus Xtreme announces a date and HUGE news for Zlurpee Bowl 16!  Biggest and Best yet!

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Xtreme and Jonny P cover the Historical Amoerical! (trademark that shit)

Jonny hypes up his Feets of Strength tournament coming up 6/20 in Tampa.

If you found out your doctor played Blood Bowl but wasn't very good, would you still want him to save your life?

Do you want your opponent to tell you about things you could have done better after the game? Xtreme and Jonny have a similar but different answer to that question.

And we bring back a Back in the Day from 15 years ago with Good Dwarf Bad Dwarf where we argue about running up the score and sportsmanship! We sound so young and dumb.

You want Bloodbowl models printed? Hit up Koda's Miniatures to make that happen for you!

Also, get the best Blood Bowl accessories around at CharlieVictorProducts.com 

And check out his new card game "Pitch Clearers" coming soon. A fast, filthy loot-drafting card game for 2–5 players, set in the aftermath of a brutal fantasy football match. Scavenge the pitch, grab the best loot, and ruin your mates’ plans.

Zlurpcast welcomes James Luft to talk about big news about the future of Chaos Cup!

As we go around the Old World to talk about upcoming tournaments, we've got Jonny P's Feets of Strength in Tampa on June 20th, Amorical Cup on June 6th and 7th and MORE! In the Graveyard we cover Bounty Bowl, Armada Bowl, and Backyard BBQ Bowl

And of course Back in the Day from the first Zlurpcast ever (Aug 2009) and we talk to Xtreme's brother Taylor and Blood Bowl Star Player, PUGGY BACONBREATH!

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