Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

It's finally time to decide if Darlene's special kind of stupid, Nini's mechanically engineered drag or Myki's versatility earns the cash and the crown. The whole episode is kind of uncanny valley of the dolls but Miley stops by, we get to meet the people who produced all of those Meeks kids, Ru dances for no one, Jane gets a $10k tip from her sisters for mopping the floor with them most of the season, Onya gets offa the throne and this season's responsible babysitting theater kid from Orlando kicks off her motherfucking reign.

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The Top 3 take a break on the couch as the eliminated queens return to decide who will compete against Juicy for $50,000. Ciara puts on some prosthetic dirty pillows, Briar gets a doctor’s note, Jane earns a producer credit, Mia doesn’t get a moment’s rest and the littlest Love Dion ultimately cements her assassin status for the season.  

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The top four rise and shine one last time for a semifinal challenge that doesn’t require them to write lyrics or learn choreography. Darlene and Myki's morning show is a ratings hit while Nini and Juicy's feels pre-recorded. Ultimately Nini shimmies into the Top 3, but we won’t have to take our eyes off Juicy for very long….

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Karens from hell (not to be confused with Karen From Finance) are pitted against Ru in an improv challenge that mostly involves saying no. Darlene is a pleasure to work with but Myki has that Honda Odyssey and that wig and that winners edit. Juicy lets a little loose, Nini loses her Christmas spirit and Jane misses the boat but earns a one way ticket to All Stars.

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The name on everybody’s lips is gonna be…Valerie! After a disastrous attempt at Chicago in New York, diligent picketing with Fran Drescher during the writers strike and setting into condo life with her finance dude Marky Mark, Val has a chance to get back on network television, just as soon as ChatGPT is done writing the script. Along the way she loses Jane, keeps Patience, consoles Billy, reminisces with Tommy and of course cherishes her time on the pod before she attempts to make one more comeback. 

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