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“It’s been a while since we’ve been to a show together…”

 

The STRAP IT DOWN Summer Tour kicks off on Saturday, August 15, 2026, at The Eastern in Atlanta, Georgia, featuring DOWN, HELMET, & SPIRIT IN THE ROOM, so naturally, we decided to engage in a little PRE-GAME preparation to get in the right headspace for the show. 

 

As you may recall, we last traveled to The Eastern back in 2024 when we saw King Diamond and Overkill, and the sound and layout of the venue made for one of the best concert experiences we’ve had in quite some time. Having said that, we are equally excited to get to see DOWN & HELMET on the first date of this tour at this venue as this show (and tour) promises to be one of the most crushing metal events of the summer. 

 

Always remember that when you’re buying tour shirts to “get ‘em big, because when you do laundry, things shrink”.  Find out who’s getting the “hog slap” and discover which podcast makes “laying face down more enjoyable” when you JOIN US for the PRE-GAME show as we kick things off in preparation for the STRAP IT DOWN Summer Tour featuring DOWN & HELMET.

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Show Notes & Time Stamps

(00:01): “Yeah, that is some salty jerky.  Why do they call it ‘jerky’?”/ 

“Ohhh…it got on my face…” / #markthetime / 

“So and so said that so and so was on drugs last night…um, duh!” / 

“That was the best blooper I’ve ever seen…”/ #BravesVsMarlins / 

***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “I’m gonna feng shui this…”/

***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE!!!***

“It’s been a while since we’ve been to a show together…” / “You get a hog slap…” / 

“Metallica was June of 2025…the King (Diamond) was November 2024…”/

“Actually, no, you DO get the hog slap…”

(05:01): “How about them Patreon folks?”/

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“Get ‘em big, because when you do laundry, things shrink…”/ #fatclothes / 

“Were you bigger when you were married?”/ “I mean, I was married, so…that’s part of it…”/

#infidelity / “It’s not like I’m banging some hooker…it’s Wristina, you’ve known her…”/

“Actually, he just switched…he’s a switch hitter…”/ 

“There was a massive rainbow yesterday after that big storm we had…”/ 

“Perhaps Dark Side of the Moon might be Ronnie James Dio’s favorite Pink Floyd album…”/

“Dude, you need to start cupping those…there’s gonna be a burp super mix…”

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“We’ll have to do it together, so it gets burned into your brain…”/ #markthetime / 

#GrimReaper / “Hold on, the email is from The Drunken Irishman…”/

“They make laying face down more enjoyable…”/ “What is your opinion of the British heavy metal band Grim Reaper?” / “They did a lot of stuff in Hell…”/ 

“I’m sorry we’re talking about you like you’re in the other room…”/ 

#GrimReaper SEE YOU IN HELL (See You In Hell – 1983 (1984 in the USA)) /

 “The next one’s gonna be bigger…”/ “That sounds like 1983…”/ #NightRanger / 

“Remember the arcade game Moon Patrol?” / “Boon Duggy…”/ #arcadegames / 

“I feel like we do ‘go-fish’ whenever we do this…”/ 

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#MartyFuckingMoose / #Melvins / 

“Fun fact…the last time that I saw DOWN, Melvins opened for them…at Center Stage I think…” / “They’ve got like 30 albums I think…oh boy, let’s count ‘em…29!”/ 

“Let’s fuck before we eat, that’s a better idea…”

(21:11): “Did you see the new Tony Iommi track (short film)?”/ 

#TonyIommi WORLD ALONE (From The Dark – 10/23/2026) / “What is he, 78?”

(26:02): “How about some ‘Ask The Metalhead’?” / #AskTheMetalhead / 

“Who’s the best guitarist in metal EVER!?” / 

“Which underrated band deserves WAY more recognition?” / “Alright, let’s do one more…”/

“What album would you delete from a great band’s catalog…other than Metallica?” / 

 “Alright, last one…Which decade had the best metal: 80’s, 90’s or 2000’s?” / 

“One day we’re gonna do a Dream Theater episode…”/ 

“Next time we do a Chronicles, we’re doing that…we’ve gotta do it…” / #LickItUp / 

“And then after that, we’ll do The Power Ballads…”

(36:40): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  THE STRAP IT DOWN TOUR (featuring DOWN, HELMET, & SPIRIT IN THE ROOM) PRE-GAME SHOW /

#Alanna / #markthetime / “You know what, I think to kick things off…” / 

#DOWN THE SEED (DOWN II – A Bustle In Your Hedgerow – 2002) / “Larry Gitis…”

(41:54): “I got another one here…” / WITCHTRIPPER (DOWN IV – Part I – 2012) / 

“That’s got a Sabbath vibe to it…”/ “They were supposed to do 4 different EP’s for Down IV…”/ “Got another Hog Slap on the way, pal…”

(45:30): GHOSTS ALONG THE MISSISSIPPI (DOWN II – A Bustle In Your Hedgerow – 2002) / “You can smell the moss on it…”/ WHERE I’M GOING / 

(NOTE: Check out the Loyola University interview with Phil Anselmo from 2009) /

“Just a dark night in the swamp…it’s just got a dark, haunting quality to it…”/

“Sometimes going through Hell makes beautiful art…”/ #GarzaPodcast #SmokingJesus

 

(52:42): “How about some Helmet?” / #Helmet MILQUETOAST (Betty – 1994) / 

“I like those ringy chords…”/ “Here’s a Helmet question for you, Billiam: which album do you prefer - Meantime or Betty?” 

 

(56:27): #Helmet SEE YOU DEAD (Size Matters – 2004) / “Okay, Betty or Aftertaste?”/

#markthetime / DRIVING NOWHERE (Aftertaste – 1997) 

 

(1:00:03): “I’m not familiar with this one at all…”/ BAD NEWS (Dead To The World – 2016) / DEAD TO THE WORLD / #CartmanASMR / “It’s kinda got an Ozzy quality to it…”/ 

“Wanna check out the last album, LEFT?”/ HOLIDAY (Left – 2023) / “And we’re back…”/

“Angry Helmet is better…” / “This one just popped in my head, so I wanna hear it…”/ 

#Helmet #HouseOfPain JUST ANOTHER VICTIM (Judgment Night Soundtrack – 1993) /

NOTE: (Helmet) were briefly a 3 piece during Aftertaste 

 

(1:07:17): “Wanna do one more DOWN to round it out?”/ 

#DOWN EYES OF THE SOUTH (Nola – 1995) / THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / 

“We’ll have a report when we come back from the show…I think we might be the first date on this next leg…” / NOTE: The Strap It Down Summer Tour starts in Atlanta, Georgia on August 15, 2026, at The Eastern / 

#DOWN #Helmet #SpiritInTheRoom / #untilthenext #outroreel

“Chimpanzee, he said it…he said chimpanzee…”

 

PRIMUS is always a fun stop on the road to Relaxerville (especially if you’ve got something to inhale), and PORK SODA (the band’s 3rd official studio long player) is the perfect soundtrack for just such an occasion. 

 

Released on April 20th, 1993, almost 50 years to the day after Albert Hofmann’s legendary trip on Bicycle Day, PORK SODA ups the dosage of weird that was previously experienced on Sailing the Seas of Cheese with a unique formulation that only PRIMUS is capable of delivering. If anything, PRIMUS should be called “psychedelic metal” because in a weird way, that’s kind of exactly what it is. 

 

It’s jazzy, ugly, funky, and heavy, with some of the most potent, caricaturized, and cartoonesque lyrics in metal delivered in the weirdest, most absurd & surreal manner possible. For people who have never ingested entheogens and wonder what Dr. Hofmann’s historic lysergic fueled bike ride might have been like, PORK SODA is an excellent reference point. 

 

Discover the difference between low rise jeans & high-rise jeans (and find out why one variety is (allegedly) better than the other), understand that Amber Alerts are “only important if your girlfriend’s name is Amber”, and “go get you some weird” before you JOIN US as we crack open a can of PORK SODA and marvel at the wonderous weirdness of PRIMUS.

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Show Notes & Time Stamps:

(00:01): “No, these are 4.5…”/ “That’s what it sounds like…when dubs cry…or when dubs fly…”/ “I am now listening to the Duff McKagen audio book…”  (NOTE: There are two books – It’s So Easy *And Other Lies* & How To Be a Man (And Other Illusions) / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “Waste not, want not…”/

***WELCOME BACK TO THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE AND THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #surprisebuttons / 

***PATREON US at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / “Is it...what?”/

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that…because it’s not June anymore…”/ 

“(Aussie) Dave, let us know if ‘floral cunt’ or ‘right cunt’ is better…”/ 

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(05:05): “There’s a lot of excitement in the Forbidden camp…”/ “Did you say dropped?”/

“Forbidden was always kinda proggy…”/ #Forbidden PSYCLOPS (Forbidden – 10/22/2026)

“He’s wearing a #KISS shirt…that’s awesome!”/ “There it is!”/ “Sounds like Forbidden…”/

“I’m kinda digging the KISS basketball jersey…I think that’s Bill’s favorite part of the video…”/ “Oh wow, there IS a tracklisting…”

 

(10:50): “Let’s do some weirdness…” / “Primus is a fun stop in Relaxerville…if you’ve got something to set on fire and inhale, you should totally do that with the Primus…/ 

#TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS:  PRIMUS – PORK SODA /

#Primus #PorkSoda “Released (appropriately) on April 20, 1993…”/ 

(NOTE:  Suck On This is a live album that came out before Frizzle Fry…and John The Fisherman was on bolth albums.)

“They should almost call it psychedelic metal…because in a weird way that’s kinda what it is…” / “The cool thing about a Primus album…even for people who have never done drugs, that’s kinda what it’s like to do drugs…” / “Zima soup?”

 

(15:47): PORK CHOP’S LITTLE DITTY (instrumental) / “This is all it is…and then…”/

MY NAME IS MUD / “It’s always been…” / “It’s just so ugly…it just sounds ugly…” /

“I wonder, did Les just let him (Larry LaLonde-guitars) do what he wanted, or is there any writing involved? Because it sounds ad-libbed…”/ “That’s not weird enough…do it again…”/ 

“To me, it sounds like jazz…like he makes it up as he goes along…improv jazz…”/ 

#amberalert / “That’s only important if your girlfriend’s name is Amber…”

 

(19:15): WELCOME TO THIS WORLD / “You can hear the South Park-ness…”/ 

“That’s heavy…but why?”/ “That’s very jazzy, for sure…it’s jazz metal…”/ #jazzmetal / 

“Left turn…” / 

“Primus is one of those bands that when you put in the CD…you’ve got to listen to it front to back…”/ 

“One of their records is a full experience…the songs kinda flow together…”

 

(22:55): BOB / “Those lyrics are dark…”/ “That’s very heavy…it’s almost angry…”/ 

“That’s me and BJ…”/ #markthetime / #guitarclass / 

“He was giving the stoners a class to fuck off in, and that’s what we did…” / #RussellsHighSchoolReflections / 

“That’s how you can sum up Primus - those two words: Why? & How?”/

“Imagine…if Les (Claypool) would have joined Metallica?”

 

(28:55): DMV / “Chimpanzee, he said it…he said chimpanzee…”/ “Call it…POINTLESS…”/

“All the jazzy stuff aside, I think you kinda forget how heavy they are…it’s nobody else’s heavy…”

 

(31:37): THE OL’ DIAMOND BACK STURGEON (FISHERMAN’S CHRONICLES, PART 3) /

#happyprimus / “That’s a fun noise…I’ll put that in here…”/ 

“A lot of their stuff is kinda stonery, too…I think that’s why the metalheads like it…”/ 

“It fits in all the buckets…and yet it fits in no bucket…they’re like an ugly #RUSH…a 90’s RUSH…”/ “The 90’s were pretty hot…”/ “Oh, the 80’s are terrible…”/ #bighair / 

“Low rise jeans or high-rise jeans?”/ #momjeans #eightiesjeans #hightops / 

“When you unbutton and unzip, you were still a good six inches away from the entertainment center…”

 

(34:02): NATURE BOY / “I’m good at it…”/ #bootsandcats / #readthoselyrics / 

“That’s a very ugly tone…that guitar tone…” / “I’ve got a hot take…”/

“That’s jazz…abstract, ugly jazz…”/ 

“Here’s the hot take I had…I think that Larry’s guitar sound…the annoying factor…it’s like taking a wah pedal and putting it half-way in between…” / #wahwahASMR

 

(39:02): WOUNDED KNEE (instrumental) / 

#relaxerbreak #ASMR / “It’s definitely got relaxer vibes, for sure…spark up and hit play.”/

PORK SODA / “That’s the weirdest vocals in history…”/ “Even the vocals are kinda jazzy…”

 

(41:17): THE PRESSMAN / “The timing of that is weird…it wasn’t where I thought ‘1’ would be…” / “It’s just weird…it’s really good…it’s the cartoonized thing…it kinda just fits them.”/

“You know it’s gonna be a good time, and it’s gonna be silly, and it’s gonna be absurd…”/

“The lyrics are potent, but the delivery is very caricaturized and cartoonesque…”/

“You guys ever see (Primus) live?”/ #RussellsConcertReflections / 

“The last time I remember seeing Prong…” / #markthetime

 

(48:04): MR. KRINKLE / “They’re not really riffs…it’s like noises, in a way…”/ “It’s just this weird little diddly…”/ “It (the guitars) kinda reminds me of how the guitar player for The Doors was…” / “If you add some distortion to Air Supply, you get Styx…”

 

(51:05): THE AIR IS GETTING SLIPPERY / “That is just ridiculous…” / 

#RussellsReflectionsEncoreEdition #TheGoodies / 

“That’s like carnival music…sideshow music…”/ HAMBURGER TRAIN (instrumental) /

“This one’s a shorty…all eight minutes of it…”/ 

“This is the point in the album where you reload the bong and get ready for the next album…”/ “It’s totally metal funk. It’s more metal funk than funk metal I think…”

 

(55:50): PORK CHOP’S LITTLE DITTY / “It’s named the exact same thing (as the opener) …”/ 

“That’s the ultimate, dude: go out and burn one, hang out on the porch, and play your mandolin…”/ HAIL SANTA / #markthetime / “That’s a bicycle bell…”/ 

“That sounds like the guitar tuning song…”/ 

“It (sounds) like a musical interpretation of when Albert Hofmann discovered LSD…” 

#AlbertHofmann #BicycleDay (04/19/43) #Sandoz #LSD #lysergicaciddiethylamide / “I just pulled that out of my ass…”/

“Sometimes it takes a minute for the lightbulb to click…”/ THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! 

“Go get you some weird…go get you some Primus…find you some psilly…”

#untilthenext #outroreel

“How many people do you think go into a bar and say: ‘I’d like an Everclear on the rocks, please…’?”

 

Looking back, 1997 seems utterly surreal…

 

To put things in perspective, 1997 marked the debut of South Park on Comedy Central, the release of Radiohead’s breakthrough, third album, OK Computer, the beginning of the final season of Seinfeld, and (of course) the arrival of Metallica’s conclusion to The Loads with Reload.

 

Perhaps one of the most surreal (and tragic) parts of 1997 was the time a bunch of children in a band called Hanson went viral with a song called MMMBop while a lesser known, criminally underrated, and FAR SUPERIOR band (with an extremely similar sounding name, consisting of former members of Helmet & Quicksand) called Handsome released their one (and only) album, Handsome, earlier that same year.  

 

Sometimes life is just too weird and utterly unfair…

 

It’s time to discover the power of “a better magical piece of paper” that is not a college degree and understand that whenever someone uses the term ‘dating’ that “we know exactly what they’re talking about”. 

 

Find out who “stayed metal the whole time”, who was “chuggin’ the D”, and who wasn’t going to metal shows “unless it was Metallica” when you JOIN US as we go back in time almost 30 years with THE CLASS OF 1997.

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Show Notes & Time Stamps:

(00:01): “Now we’re about the same height…”/ “Alright, let’s see ‘em…”/ “Has anybody had any weird diarrhea lettuce issues?” / “You had it before it was cool?”/ #BastieBoys /

“I got so freaking sick…out of both ends…also, every 5 minutes, I was having contractions…”/ “Doctor, he’s dilated…”/ #cyclospora / “So it was the exact same thing?”/

(NOTE: “Cyclospora stays dormant in your body for up to 2 weeks…) / #nightsoil /

“Reason #2 I don’t eat greens…”/ “Email Russ at RussWages@diarrhealettuce.com...” / 

***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “And frankly…tiresome.”

 

(05:50): “You wanna say the hellos and the welcomes?” / 

***WELCOME BACK TO THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE AND THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** / #rainylanta / 

“Because of the gudatron? The front gunt?” / “I’ve been having to find all my fat clothes…”/

“What, was it 121/81?” / #RussellsHealthReflections

 

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#Doomsicle #SmogMountain #SabbathFuzzySabbath / 

“I like floral cunt, I’m gonna keep using it…” / “We speak your names…”/ “I’m just gonna go ahead and make this statement…”/ ***EMAIL US at metalnerdery@gmail.com ***/

***SOCIAL MEDIA US at #metalnerderypodcast on #YouTube #Facebook #Instagram #TikTok *** / “Are we gonna have to hire somebody to go through our emails now?” / 

“CD Samplers…?”/ ***VOICEMAIL US AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / 

#doowop (NOTE: It’s Padavona, NOT Padanova) / 

#RJD

(14:19): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PRESENTS: THE CLASS OF 1997 /

“The year I graduated from college and got that magical piece of paper…”/ “You know what a better magical piece of paper is?” / “It makes for a much better life…”/ 

“And by ‘dating’…we know EXACTLY what they’re talking about…”/ 

“That dude’s a Dude, man…”/ “Spittin’ Crickets is such a 90’s band name…”/ 

“I gotta ask the question…where did y’all get that name?” / #hawktuah /

#RussellsReflectionsNostalgiaEdition / “That’s some red neck shit; that’s not frat boy shit…”

 

(19:02): “I will say…in 1997…we were big followers of a local heavy metal band…who released their breakthrough album…” / #RussellsSevendustReflections / 

#Sevendust BLACK (Sevendust – 1997) / “That’s a good opener…like a show opener…”

 

(23:38): #StrappingYoungLad ALL HAIL THE NEW FLESH (City – 1997) / #CanadianMetal / “Get ready…”/ “It’s like a super charged Filter…”/ “If I was still working out, that would be in the playlist for sure…”

 

(27:00): “Hold on, so it’s a different singer?”/ NOTE: This is the first Priest album with Tim “Ripper” Owens on vocals, and also the first Priest album since 1990’s Painkiller / #IcedEarth / #JudasPriest JUGULATOR (Jugulator – 1997) / “You pulling up the Jugulator?” / #moonshine / 

“How many people do you think go into a bar and say ‘I’d like an Everclear on the rocks, please…’”/ NOTE: Everclear is the active ingredient in Hunch Punch / “Chuggin’ the D…” / 

“That does not sound like Judas Priest…”/ “That’s a very different vibe…that’s a different band!”

 

(33:30): “How about some…Overkill?”/ “In 1997, were you looking for Overkill albums?” / 

“(The Hodges) stayed metal the whole time…” / #WFO #TheKillingKind / #NostalgicReflections / “I wasn’t going to metal shows…unless it was Metallica…”/ “There were a lot of used CD stores back then (in the mid to late 90’s) …” / 

#Overkill IT LIVES (From the Underground and Below – 1997) / “I love panning…”

 

(39:56): “Alright, Matt…look at the inventory of cokelines…”/ 

“Track 5…I know it doesn’t have as many cokelines…trust me…”/ “Is it more of the Forbidden Evil?” / “Imagine Forbidden doing groove stuff but it still sounds like Forbidden…”/ #Forbidden FACE DOWN HEROES (Green – 1997) / 

“This was in the Can’t Be Loud Enough…”/ OVER THE MIDDLE / 

“This sounds nothing like Forbidden Evil…”/ “That sounds like…Slayer.”

(43:20): “Did y’all ever hear that one (Demonic)?”/ “That’s where the power comes from, dude…”/ #Testament DEMONIC REFUSAL (Demonic – 1997) / “This is where (Chuck Billy) changed his voice…that’s death metal…”/ “Looks like I need a bigger rug…”/ 

“That’s definitely different Testament…”

 

(46:28): “Mark the time, please…”/ #Kreator PHOBIA (Outcast – 1997) / “Like Slayer, you always know what you’re gonna get (with Kreator) …”/ #industrialsound / “That’s different than normal Kreator…”/ “It’s almost like industrial punk…it’s almost like a Kreator side project…”

 

(48:52): “We’ve got to pay tribute to The Loads…”/ “I think that’s probably the best song on the album…but it takes forever to get there…” (Fixxxer) / 

“It might be worse than Sandman…” (Fuel) / #Metallica DEVIL’S DANCE (Reload – 1997) / “That’s a meaty bass sound…”/ “It’s like a weird, Metallica, stoner metal…”/ “Yeah, it needs a laugh right there…”/ “Under a different name, they’re good rock and roll records…”

***Go check out our Building the Perfect Load episode…*** / “Watch him pull up Queensryche…big fan from way back…more than KISS…”

(53:47): #Misfits DIG UP HER BONES (American Psycho – 1997) / 

“It’s like Peter Steele with a higher voice…”/ 

“He sounds like Peter Steele PLUS the singer from Life of Agony…”/ #Caputo / “They came back, dude…”/ “It’s like Optimus Prime can be a robot, and then he can be a truck, and then he can be a robot again..."

(56:26): “This sounds like a lovely title…I guarantee you it sounds like WASP…”/ #powerballads / “Let us know if we should do a whole episode of power ballads…” / 

“We might need some extra special relaxers for that episode (power ballads) …” / “No microdosing…we gotta go full tilt…bring sleeping bags…”/ #TheChronicles /

“Have you ever heard anybody talking in their sleep?”/ #sleeptalking #gibberish /

“He would call in air strikes…while he was at home in bed, years after the war…”/ 

“We got new chairs down here in The Bunkerpoon…I look a lot more slender because I’m hiding my gunt underneath the table…” / #WASP KILL FUCK DIE (Kill Fuck Die – 1997) / “Oh listen, it’s industrial…when L.A. Metal goes Industrial, that’s kind of a weird sign…”/ “What is it?  What’d you say?” / “That was not at all what I was expecting…”

(1:01:24): “Look at that album cover…that just screams 1976…he looks like the homeless hatchet guy…there’s a documentary about this dude…”/ “But he looked just like that dude…” / “Turn up the fuzzmeter…”/ #FuManchu EVIL EYE (The Action is Go – 1997) / “Kinda sounds like ‘I Disappear’ a little bit…”/ 

“It’s good rock and roll with a lot of fuzz on it…”

(1:04:39): “On that note, how about a little Karma to Burn…”/ 

“Hold on, that was wet and you didn’t cup…you SHOULD have cupped…”/ #instrumental / 

“I’m going in with an open mind…and a pink shirt…”/ “I don’t care…” / 

“Where are we on the whole ‘how do snakes fuck?’…” / “It IS whittled…”/ #debutalbum / 

#KarmaToBurn EIGHT (Karma To Burn – 1997) /

“This sounds like some good pre-show music…very good background music…”

(1:07:54): “Annihilator had an album out that year…”/ #recordscratch #mouthsounds / 

“That sounded almost like a record scratch…I can’t do it again…make it a button…”/ 

“All the cokelines…”/ #Annihilator MURDER (Remains – 1997) / “That’s gated…there’s your ’97 vibe…”/ “He’s gonna yell in a minute…he yelled…I heard him…”/ 

“Let’s pick another one…” / SEXECUTION / “Sexecution…that’s got to be good…” 

 

(1:12:45): “We’ve got to cleanse…”/ “What did (Annihilator) do there?” / 

“I’m hoping, for the sake of all that is evil…that Venom will sound like Venom…”/ 

“Metallica’s the ONLY band that changed in the 90’s…whatever…”/

#Venom THE EVIL ONE (Cast in Stone – 1997) / “That’s what heavy metal sounds like…” 

(1:15:41): “You know, THAT guy from THAT band…”/ “Who sings on this, him (Geezer Butler)?” / NOTE: This was NOT Burton C. Bell on vocals, it was Clark Brown on vocals…/ 

#GZR MAN IN A SUITCASE (Black Science – 1997) / “Strangely industrial? Or weirdly industrial?”

(1:17:27): “How about a little Grip Inc.? That was Dave Lombardo’s band after Slayer…”/

#GripInc PATHETIC LIAR (Nemesis – 1997) / “That has the Slayer sound to it…if you’re playing with Dave, I’m sure it’s going to sound like Slayer at some point…”

 

(1:19:44): “I was just looking up some In Flames…”/ “Let’s cup so they get the full effect…”/ #InFlames JOTUN (Whoracle – 1997) / “I think that’s what they call melodeath metal…”/ “It suits this kind of day…the gray and cloudy…” / “Nothing’s gonna impress me anymore after Psycroptic…” / “It’s the first thing we’ve heard in forever that’s really a mindblower…you keep getting away from the novelty effect…and then you hear that (Psycroptic)…”

 

(1:23:34): “Billiam never picks trash…”/ 

“We should do the most underrated bands and talk about nothing but Poison and Nickelback the whole time…”/ “You don’t shit on Nickelback and you don’t shit on Creed…”/ “It’s just fun to talk like that…” / 

NOTE: This was NOT Bruce Dickinson’s first solo album…it was his fourth / 

#BruceDickinson ROAD TO HELL (Accident of Birth – 1997) 

(1:26:38): “My only thing about that…remember when (Dave) did the thing (remixed the entire Megadeth catalog in 2004…) with the drums?”/ 

#Megadeth TRUST (Cryptic Writings – 1997) / “I think he got mostly cleaned up in the early 90’s…”/ “Would you call that rock or metal?” / “If you could take 5% (of that bass mix) and drop it in AJFA…” / “2002 was (allegedly) when (Mr. Mustaine) fully gained sobriety…”

 

(1:30:18): “I think Billiam finally found what he was looking for…”/

#MachineHead TEN TON HAMMER (The More Things Change – 1997) / “It’s weird that harmonics could be so heavy…”/ “It’s like harmonics with a cape…”

 

(1:32:10): “Awwwwwww mannnnnnn…” / 

#Pantera WHERE YOU COME FROM (Official Live: 101 Proof – 1997) / “Wait for it…”/

“They recorded (the 2 new songs) in 12 days…”/ “Should we call it Class of ’97?” / 

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / #untilthenext #outroreel

“It’s the most readable death metal logo I’ve ever seen in my life…”

 

Dave and Joe Haley.

 

If you’re trying to understand the importance of this particular drum & guitar team, just think of some of the other legendary “band of brothers” in the metal community that come to mind who have gone on to elevate and transform modern music as we know it…brothers such as Alex & Eddie Van Halen and Vinnie & Darrell Abbott. 

 

Formed in 1999 (“the year of the Matrix”) and hailing from Hobart, Tasmania, Australia, technical death metal juggernauts PSYCROPTIC have swiftly evolved from the stereotypical “cookie monster” style of traditional death metal into an exponentially advanced, ultra precise, tech death riff machine of such complex artistry & surgical precision that the only proper response to have when listening to them is to laugh out loud in amazement and exclaim “WHOA!” with utter disbelief, shock, and awe at such incredible technical proficiency and prowess.

 

Hear one of the most complimentary voicemails we’ve ever received, never forget that “you’ve gotta use your teeth” whenever you are “schlebbin or schluppin”, and find out how snakes bang when you JOIN US as we go INSIDE THE METAL with the most technically gifted band of tech death Aussies we’ve ever had the pleasure of listening to with PSYCROPTIC.

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(00:01): “Do-Da apparently is a term for…the entertainment center…man’s best friend.../

“Whatever you preserve…” (Deserve + Prefer) / “There was some crazy…1986 thunder yesterday…”/ “You count between the flash and the boom…”/ #funnyfunmovie / 

“Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die…”/ “That applies literally to sex, drugs, and metal…”/ #RussellsReflectionsMovieEdition / ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** /

***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST & THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE!!!*** / “Remastered thunder…”

 

(04:37): “Let’s use stats in the right way…”/

***PATREON US at www.patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / 

“I’ve oversold The Hog Story so much, I’m sorry…”/

“We’ve got the dogs who aren’t paying a dime into the Patreon…” / #Patreon #MembershipDrive / “I didn’t cup, I didn’t exacerbate it…”/

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“I like my revenge best served cold…” / #Prong / “I’m about to run out of back episodes…”/

“He left another message…”/ #MissouriMoose / “It’s gonna be a button, I know…”/

#BlacktoothGrin PLASTIC JESUS (Blossom & Decay – 2009) / 

“It’s doomy…that sounds like open road…trees on the side of the road…”/ “Chrisssssss…”/

“Let’s save that…for the actual episode…”/

 

(13:38): “Big Thanks to Norvyn…and HAIL to our friends Down Under…” / #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: PSYCROPTIC / #technicaldeathmetal / 

“The Tasmanian Devil…to me, I think about #Cornholio but before Cornholio was Cornholio…”/ From Hobart, Tasmania, Australia / Psycroptic has been active since 1999 / ***New Album Alert: The Pulse of Annihilation (released 07/17/2026) *** / 

“What do you think about their logo?” / 

“It’s the most readable death metal logo I’ve ever seen in my life…”/ #Sanguisugabogg / 

“God Bless You…”

 

(17:30): #Psycroptic / The Isle of Disenchantment – 2001 / CARNIVAL OF VULGARITY /

PSYCROPTIPATH / “I think it’s cool that they incorporated their name into a song title…”/ 

#cookiemonster / “Is that Hulk Hogan?”/ “No band starts out, rarely…rarely does a band start out of the gate and they have awesome production…”

 

(20:46): The Scepter of the Ancients – 2003 / 

“You can’t read their album titles without talking like that…I feel like I need a robe, and a staff, and a longer beard, and longer hair…”/ THE COLOUR OF SLEEP /

“That’s weird, because their later stuff doesn’t sound like this…I wonder if we’ll find the turning point…”/ PSYCROLOGY / “So you’re saying the 3rd album might be the turning point…or the TIPPING POINT…”

 

(25:00): Symbols of Failure – 2006 /

“This came out on #BlackSabbathDay 36 years after the debut of #BlackSabbath …”/ 

“You’re right…”/ “Wait…say that again…what did you just say?” / “It was a matter of time…”/ 

ALPHA BREED / “New singer…” (vs the first 2 albums…) / “How does he do that the entire show?”/ “They’ve got the coke lines…”/ MERCHANTS OF DECEIT / “Those riffs are sick…”/

“I can hear elements of #Death (the band) in there…”/

“It may not be a breakdown but it’s something different…”/

 

(29:40): Ob(Servant) – 2008 / “There’s still hope…”/ OB(SERVANT) /

“Ohhh, this was released on my birthday…”/ “It’s in 4/4…”/ “WHOA!”/ 

“Here’s the different part…there’s always a different part…”/

“I saw something the other day talking about that song… (Behind the Crooked Cross) / 

BEHIND THE CROOKED CROSS (See Also: #Slayer – South of Heaven – 1988) /

#TourEdition

 

(35:03): The Inherited Repression – 2012 / “That needs to be an episode…the best coke lines…”/ CARRIERS OF THE PLAGUE / “Way better production…more modern like what we’ve heard recently…”/ “That’s the tipping point, right there…”/ “This is the first one that doesn’t sound like traditional death metal…”/ NOTE: “(Ob(Servant)) was their first for Nuclear Blast…”/ THE THRONE OF KINGS / “That’s got more of a thrashy vocal vibe…”/

“I can’t even wrap my brain around that, dude…”/ Joe Haley – guitar / 

“This dude should be in every guitar magazine…this dude IS a walking guitar magazine!”/ 

“They definitely grew out of the whole cookie monster, traditional death metal…”/ 

“Alright, the next one…it’s their eponymous…that’s the fancy word for ‘self-titled’…”

“See, again, I didn’t cup…guess what? I’m cupping next time…”

 

(40:56): Psycroptic – 2015 / “Notice that the logo is different…”/ Psycroptic Personnel / 

“You know what that means? Brother combo…”/ #markthetime / 

“I just wanna get to wherever my dick is…do snakes have dicks? Do they have vags? How do they fuck?”/ #IDontKnow / “Birds do it, bees do it…I know they’ve got rhinos…”/ 

ECHOES TO COME / “It’s more thrashy, yeah…”/ “I don’t know why that guy is not on every guitar magazine cover everywhere…” / “WHOA!”/ “Elements of black metal in there…”/

“I’ll bet it’s gonna be just like the #VanHalen thing…the drummer should be on every drum magazine everywhere…” (Dave Haley – drums) / “It’s like that…going back to that record right there (pointing to Forbidden Evil) …”/ “Mr. Petrucci…I offer a challenge, sir…”/ 

“These guys are professionals…”/ “Schlebbin’ or schluppin’?”/ COLD /

“I’m just gonna sit here in amazement again…”/ “HFS! Not on an acoustic…are you shitting me!?”/ “That’s kinda groove…”/ “I wanna see it live…I wanna believe it by seeing it live…”/ 

“You could do one…how are you gonna do the other one?”/ “Make that whole thing a button…”/ #guillotine / “You’ve gotta use your teeth…”

 

(51:00): As the Kingdom Drowns – 2018 / “New bass player…and HAIL to The Haleys”/ 

“Everything they do is badass!!!”/ “We just Rogan’d these guys…”/ 

“Look at the #cokelines …” / “I like when we branch off and try new stuff…”/ “It’s like having a steak at The Waffle House vs Longhorn vs Bones…stepping up the game…”/ 

“(Psycroptic are) currently touring in Australia...in fairness, (Australia) is the size of the United States…”/ #outbackfest / “All of our Aussie folks, let us know your thoughts on the Psycroptic…”/ WE WERE THE KEEPERS / “In context, that’s a thrash riff…”/ BEYOND THE BLACK / “That time I cupped…that was for you…”/ “Definitely NOT a Metal Church cover…”/

“That must be the guest vocalist…”/ “I almost feel overstimulated…”

 

(57:25): Divine Council – 2022 / REND ASUNDER / “That may be the simplest riff they’ve played so far…”/ The Pulse of Annihilation – available 07/17/2026 / NO BLADE OF GRASS (drum playthrough video) / “He’s making it look easy…another day at the office…”/ 

“Is this an instrumental?”/ “A lot of times on playthroughs it’ll be the song as it is…”/

“That was a learning experience…Oh My God, was that a humbling moment…”/ 

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “Hail to The Haleys…strive to be like them…”/

#untilthenext #outroreel

Summary:

“Have you ever been to a buffet where you literally try everything?”

 

Sometimes the best way to find your new favorite things is to just sample a lot of different things until you find the things that you enjoy the most. As with a buffet…or even dating, you just “grab something” you think you might like and “give it a taste”. If you like it, you keep going back for more. And if it’s not your thing, you simply continue the process of sampling and tasting other things until you find something you truly enjoy.

 

Founded by Markus Staiger in Donzdorf, Germany way back in 1987, NUCLEAR BLAST has signed a myriad of metal artists over the years from across the spectrum of sub genres, ranging from hardcore and symphonic metal to industrial metal, thrash metal, and beyond, including some top tier legacy thrash bands from the 1980’s that enjoyed a resurgence in popularity during the 2000’s (fun fact: Slayer’s final studio album, Repentless, is the highest charting NUCLEAR BLAST release in the United States, making it to Number 4 on the Billboard 200.)

 

In the context of this particular episode, we are referring to our recent sampling of the artist roster from NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS, and much like with dating and buffets, there were some bands we enjoyed more than others, some that were right up our alley and REALLY hit the spot, and some that just weren’t our cup of tea (so to speak), but rest assured that everything we sampled was most definitely interesting and we learned a few things along the way.

 

Prepare for the most philosophical voicemail about metal music that we’ve ever received, realize that when it comes to power outages and paranormal activity that “I just wanna make sure that they know that I know that they know” and remember that “sometimes, wet’s not bad” when you JOIN US on our sampling expedition of the NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS artist roster. 

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “So, it’s wet over there…? Sometimes wet’s not bad, dude…”/ “I got a weird, kinda ghost story-ish thing to tell you…”/ #powersurge #poweroutage #thrice #supernatural / 

“Third time now…but now it’s off for about 5 minutes…right before I dial the number…”/ “I can promise you that THEY know…”/ “I just wanna make sure that they know that I know that they know…”/ #markthetime / “This house has an elevator in it…”/ “Are they blue tarps? Well at least they’ll get skipped when the apocalypse comes…”/ 

***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “It’s on a coaster…Lake Matthew has all but dried up over here…”/ 

***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE BUNKERPOON CENTER FOR METAL EXCELLENCE!!!*** / “I still don’t know why that’s funny, I still don’t know why it irritates people…”/ #sixseven / “I’m gonna keep raw dogging it…”

 

(04:23): ***PATREON US at patreon.com/metalnerderypodcast *** / #NewPatreons /

“Hold on one second…I did not forget him…you forgot Phil!”/ 

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#voicemail / “We’ve got some long ones…they’re big…girthy…thick and full…”/

“The Real Reason Metal Disappeared from American Culture In The Late 90’s” on #TikTok /

“That was the most profound voicemail I think we’ve ever had…”/

“I’d like to talk philosophy with that dude…I feel like he wears a cowboy hat all the time…”

 

(11:00): #TheDocket METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: NUCLEAR BLAST RECORDS

(An overview of the artist roster on Nuclear Blast Records)/ #NuclearBlastRecords /

“They’ve been around since 1987…”/

***Check out our Combat Records and Megaforce Records episodes…*** /

“Relax, I didn’t cup…”/ “Tums don’t do shit for burps…”/ “Like a buffet of metal…”/

“That’s basically dating, right? You just grab something you like and give it a taste…”/ “How about Killer Be Killed? / “They were like the Damn Yankees of metal…”/

“You’ve got Troy Sanders from Mastodon, you’ve got the singer from Dillinger Escape Plan (Greg Puciato), you’ve got (Max) Cavalera, and the other dude (Dave Elitch, from The Mars Volta) …”/ #KillerBeKilled WINGS OF FEATHER AND WAX (Killer Be Killed – 2014) / 

#Icarus / #supergroup

 

(15:43): “This looks thrashy…”/ “Dude, ‘cos there’s K’s in there…”/ 

#NeckBreakker SHACKLED TO A CORPSE (Within The Viscera- 2024) / “You thinking death metal (on the vocals)?”/ “Their sound is amazing…you can hear the different guitar tones…”

 

(18:25): “Look at those crazy guys right there burning shit…let’s play it…”/

#TurmionKatilot TURVASANA (“Safe Word”) (Global Warning – 2020) / “Sounds like Electric Callboy…we’ll see…”/ “That’s not satanic dude, that’s elitist…”/ 

“That album cover is pretty weird…they’re having a good time…”

“I wanna know what the name means now…they’re from Finland and they’re an #IndustrialMetal band…”

 

(21:09): “This is kinda interesting when we do the rabbit hole…”/ 

 “Shut your mouth…is that the name of the single?”/ 

#Pain SHUT YOUR MOUTH (Nothing Remains The Same – 2002) / “(Pain) Sounds almost like darkwave…”

 

(23:00): “Let’s get some tits…how about Nightwish?”/ “Nemo…like the fish?”/ 

#Nightwish NEMO (Once – 2004)/

“It’s got piano, Bill’s gonna love this…(sounds) like (a) heavier Evanescence maybe?”/ 

“She sounds like a vampiress with a beautiful voice…”/

“I kinda like it…it’s cool…it sounds like good rainy day rainy night music…maybe I’ll meet a lady and that’s like her favorite band and she likes to do kinky stuff to that…”

 

(25:03): “I’ve always heard things about them (Paradise Lost) …I think they were around during the high school days…”/ 

“They (Paradise Lost) were formed in 1988…pioneers of the death doom genre…”/ 

#ParadiseLost JUST SAY WORDS (One Second – 1997) / “This sounds like #darkwave too, doesn’t it?” / “It’s the melody that’s throwing him I think…”

 

(26:59): “How about some Municipal Waste to bring the energy back up…”/

“Hell yeah…Tango & Thrash?” / “Everything is about one of his (Kurt Russell’s) movies…”/

#MunicipalWaste BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (Tango & Thrash – 2024) /

“Nine songs nine minutes…”/ #MunicipalWaste DEMORALIZER (Electrified Brain – 2022) /

***Go Check out our Municipal Waste Episode!!!*** / “They check all the Gen-X thrash boxes…”

 

(30:40): “So I’ve heard things about Nails…they’re much more heavy but kinda modern…”/

#Nails YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US (You Will Never Be One Of Us – 2016) /

#hardcore / “It’s got the mix of The (Old) Masquerade (from) back in the day…”/

“This is interesting…it’s like going to a metal buffet and getting a plate…have you ever been to a buffet where you literally try everything?”

 

(33:10): “Oooh, have y’all heard about Igorrr?”/ “It’s not Igorrr with E…it is Igorrr with I…”/

“It’s metal but they’ve got weird sampling…you’ve just gotta hear it…it’s crazy…”/

#Igorrr  MUSTARD MUCOUS (Amen – 2025) / “Wait for it…that’s wild…”/ 

“That’s Igorrr with three R’s by the way…”

 

(35:47): “How about some Green Lung? It sounds stonery…”/ “Those album covers…fuzz!”/

#GreenLung MAXINE (WITCH QUEEN) (This Heathen Land – 2023) / “I was not expecting that…”

“It almost sounds like video game music…like Castlevania or something…”/ 

“(Green Lung) reminds me of Ghost…it’s like a weirder version of Ghost…it doesn’t sound like them, but it reminds me of them…”

 

(37:47): “Coke lines galore…can you dig it?”/

#Kreator SEVEN SERPENTS (Krushers Of The World – 2026) /

“The killer opener (Seven Serpents) with a great intro…”/ “Get some of THAT!”/

“That sounds almost like black metal in a way…like symphonic black metal…that’s badass!”

 

(40:30): “Check her out…uhhh, hey baby…”/ “What’s your guess if you had to wager a bet (about Beyond The Black)? Are you thinking ‘a lot of melody’?”/

#BeyondTheBlack LET THERE BE RAIN (Break The Silence – 2026)

“I was not expecting that…”/

“Too much melody for you…I knew it was gonna happen…”/

 

(42:10): “How about a cleanser? You wanna do Big Ass Truck (IE)?” / 

“Their #IG handle, dig this: @BigAssMFTruck / “Just grab one…Big Ass Beer…Big Ass Dog…”/

#BigAssTruckIE BIG ASS TRUCK (Big Ass Demo – 2024) / “Wait, this is their demo!?”/

“(Big Ass Truck) is like a grungier, more fun Hatebreed…”/

“That’s fun…that’s the great thing about metal (and Big Ass Truck) …that’s what we need…we need the fun factor back!”

 

(45:01): “(Vader) is a death metal band from Poland…formed in 1983…”/

#Vader CARNAL (Black To The Blind – 1997) / 

 

(47:44): “We haven’t done this in a while so we could end it with a Slayer of the episode…”/ 

“Actually, you know what, just for fun…off of the The Repentless Killology live album…pull up War Ensemble because there’s a nice little thing at the beginning…a little Tom (Araya) banter…it’s the last or one of the last shows they ever did and they captured that live…it’s at the same place where they recorded Decade Of Aggression…”/

“So it’s one of those…where they put the banter at the of the song instead of the beginning…”/ 

#Slayer WAR ENSEMBLE (The Repentless Killology (Live at The Forum in Inglewood, CA) – 2019)

“So, you guys ready to have some FUN!? You sure you’re ready? Because this is where you need to get off the ride if you need to get off the ride…are you SURE YOU’RE READY!?” /

“Make that (between song banter) the intro…this is the best intro ever!”/ 

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! / “Peace, metal, and vag…”/ #untilthenext #outroreel