First Date with Lauren Compton

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On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian, actor and Harland Highway host Harland Williams for his third date and a hilarious conversation about the Pakistani hair plugs and his $22.99 hair-sniffing event, the girlfriend who started a five-hour fight because he ordered a hot dog, why nobody can just chill anymore, the therapy era and the $9,000 rewind to age nine, the heckler who yelled “I love you” and became his girlfriend five years later, Lauren’s pool-party “I love you” that she fired back OJ style, singing during sex, whether Harland should move to Austin and how Pauly Shore ruined it, getting mock-charged by a 500-pound silverback in Rwanda, staring down two blood-soaked lions and wanting to die like a man, and what he wants on his gravestone.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:31 - Harland Williams Is Back For A Third Date

00:02:59 - Harland's $22.99 Hair Sniffing Event

00:06:26 - The Girlfriend Who Loved To Fight

00:08:27 - Everybody Needs A Therapist Now

00:16:13 - He Met Her At A Comedy Club

00:18:14 - Lauren's Pool Party I Love You

00:23:19 - Should Harland Move To Austin?

00:29:03 - The Five Hour Hot Dog Fight

00:35:46 - Charged By A 500 Pound Silverback

00:40:10 - I Wanted To Die Like A Man

00:52:03 - Where To Find Harland
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On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Childless MILF Kim Congdon for a hilarious conversation about the guy who waited until 1:52 AM to mention his fiancée, hating bars and alcohol while still trying to date, why Puerto Rico exposes every man's demons, the guy who dumped her because he couldn't afford her, the "cousin" whose cleavage he posted, Lauren finding her name in the middle of a stranger's list, hunting for a husband at Bass Pro Shop, $500 gun sights, stalkers, why open relationships only work for men, and whether Kim should text the guy who didn't call.

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Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:00:25 - The Childless MILF Problem00:02:56 - Underoath And The Skater Boy00:06:21 - 16,000 Deleted Texts00:10:39 - "I Can't Afford You"00:14:02 - That's Not Your Cousin00:18:42 - Men Love To Lie00:21:16 - Barton Springs And Bass Pro00:25:04 - Stalkers00:30:37 - Why Didn't He Call?00:34:02 - The Hotel Text Rule00:39:09 - Open Relationships Don't Work00:41:43 - Do We Text Him Or Not?00:49:21 - Made Out With A 14-Year Friend00:52:15 - Where To Find Kim

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On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Netflix Funny AF finalist Caitlin Peluffo for the conversation Lauren has been dying to have. They get into guys who try to out-funny her on dates, the pros and cons of raising a boy vs a girl, her experimentation with her high protein diet, rebounding from a seven year relationship, her personal struggle with purses, Caitlin's hot *ss that she works hard for, and how Zenith was an amazing kisser (but Zenith don't call her).

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:43 - Life After Funny AF

00:05:07 - Caitlin's Type

00:08:43 - Perfect First Date

00:14:42 - Girl Or Boy: Which Is Better

00:19:55 - Guys Trying To Be Funnier Than Caitlin

00:22:11 - Zenith Was Quite The Kisser

00:24:37 - Alcohol Preferences

00:26:58 - Caitlin Is Big On Protein

00:31:36 - Bad Pickup Attempts

00:36:19 - Longest Relationship

00:38:14 - Going To A Dude's Place

00:41:07 - Caitlin Doesn't Know How To Do A Purse

00:44:10 - Please Hit On Caitlin At The Gym

00:47:13 - Caitlin's Got A Nice Ass

00:50:36 - Wrap Up
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On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian and Netflix Funny AF runner-up Usama Siddiquee for a hilarious conversation about being 35 and hunting for a wife, why the post-hang tells you who you're actually into, Bible verse bios and other hard nos, DoorDash dinners and dirty martinis with five olives, vetting DMs after blowing up, the Tesla door problem, everything he learned about dating from black women, why open relationships don't work, love languages, the neck turn, and the only correct way to answer "is she hot?"

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Chapters00:00:00 - Intro00:00:51 - Usama's A Fan?!?00:03:13 - Usama Is Looking For His Wife00:04:15 - The Post Hang Is Who You Really Are00:05:48 - Bible Verses In The Bio00:13:41 - Socks Stay On00:17:18 - Finding Love In The DMs?00:21:07 - The "Texture" Of The Hang00:22:46 - Tesla Doors Killed The Gentleman00:24:41 - Black Women Taught Me Everything00:28:31 - His Longest Relationship And Why Open Doesn't Work00:32:18 - All Gas No Breaks and Love Languages00:40:53 - How To Win "Is She Hot?" Game00:45:59 - How Usama Would Propose

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On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Katherine Blanford for a hilarious conversation about hanging onto the side of her ex's moving Tahoe, falling in love on the Workaholics cruise, Lauren's secret move-out, getting scammed on Facebook Marketplace, a $245 bottle of spa lotion, box wine and lake days, field parties, and Lauren's 10-pound baby just days before her C-section.

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Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:01:42 - The Golden Era Of Victoria Secret00:05:36 - Break Ups and Wild Rides00:07:37 - The Crazy Rich Ex00:12:21 - The Craziest Break Up00:21:02 - Dating A Bunch Of Different Types Of People00:23:36 - Dating Someone New!00:27:46 - Finally Dating Someone Secure00:31:21 - Getting Got On Facebook Market Place00:32:43 - Scammed For Lotion00:37:34 - Louis Vuitton & Fanny Packs00:41:56 - Faking Art00:43:13 - Wine Tasting Is Over Rated00:45:55 - Slap The Wine Bag00:49:18 - Going To A Field Party00:52:19 - Going Tubing Growing Up00:55:03 - The Hot Girl Bathroom Photo00:58:33 - Lauren's Giant Baby

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