Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"

Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black

00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag

00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance

00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage

00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up

00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom

00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine

00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car

00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper

00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House

00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?

00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void

00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files

00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit

00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents

01:04:01 - Master Of Accents

01:11:28 - Dictators

01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger

01:30:06 - Very British Discussion

01:34:06 - TikToks

01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux

01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips.

This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival

00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition

00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth

00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House

00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice

00:33:01 - Kinky Unc

00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs

00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura

00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady

00:57:30 - TikToks

01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster
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This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down.
Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 849

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:18 - Being A Fat Kid
00:04:20 - Raising Kids
00:08:30 - Opening Clip: Gay Genderfluid Dog
00:14:14 - Woody Allen & Hollywood Creeps
00:20:16 - Marriage, Loyalty, & A Stolen Car
00:31:49 - Really Cool Relationships
00:37:29 - Porn Addiction & How It Rewires Young Minds
00:42:52 - Some Gay Clips
00:47:42 - Huffing Car Accident
00:52:14 - College Frat Boys
00:57:05 - Find The Funny Tour
01:00:02 - Christina's Curations
01:07:06 - Closing Song - "Bite The End of Your Dad's D*ck Off" by DJ Stanimom
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Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 848

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face

00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral

00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word

00:27:38 - Period Update

00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files

00:30:52 - Safety Larry

00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry

00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review

00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff

00:56:07 - TikToks

01:03:59 - Wrap Up

01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!

Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids.From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves.

There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 847

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:24 - It's Just A Phase

00:08:55 - Opening Clip: Bottoming University

00:16:15 - Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults

00:26:31 - Clip: Trans New Yorker

00:32:07 - Pulling Humans

00:37:26 - Clip: Old Muscle Guy

00:39:45 - Dating Dudes

00:44:36 - Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast

00:46:46 - Clip: Old Lady Egg Prank

00:48:05 - Ian Takes Over The Show

00:50:38 - Clip: More Egg Prank

00:54:17 - Christina's Curations

01:04:35 - The Real Hunger Games

01:06:28 - Back To The TikToks

01:12:08 - Final Thoughts

01:16:14 - Closing Song -"I Bless Them All" by DJ Brad Pitt
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