2 Cabal Therapists - A Session about Premodern

In this episode of Two Cabal Therapists, we tackle one of the most important questions in Premodern: Does your deck actually look good? Welcome to Black Border Supremacy, where style points matter almost as much as your win rate (and sometimes more). This episode is all about asthetics! foil vs. non-foil, signed cards, language choices, and of course the eternal debate: black border or white border (and why is one of them clearly wrong?). Is an all-English deck mandatory? Do signatures add value or just emotional damage? And how many foils are too many before your deck becomes a mirror?Expect strong opinions, questionable takes, and a lot of love for cardboard that shines, matches, and maybe even intimidates your opponent before the first land drop.Because in the end, winning is great—but winning with a beautiful deck? That’s true supremacy.

In this episode of Two Cabal Therapists, we tackle one of the most important questions in Premodern: Does your deck actually look good? Welcome to Black Border Supremacy, where style points matter almost as much as your win rate (and sometimes more). We dive deep into the world of deck aesthetics—foil vs. non-foil, signed cards, language choices, and of course the eternal debate: black border or white border (and why is one of them clearly wrong?). Is an all-English deck mandatory? Do signatures add value or just emotional damage? And how many foils are too many before your deck becomes a mirror?
Expect strong opinions, questionable takes, and a lot of love for cardboard that shines, matches, and maybe even intimidates your opponent before the first land drop.
Because in the end, winning is great...but winning with a beautiful deck? That’s true supremacy.

We tackle the big one: the Parallax Tide ban. The seas have finally calmed—at least a little—after Martin Berlin, the father of Premodern himself, decided it was time for this controversial card to walk the plank.
We break down why Parallax Tide was banned, what this means for the format, and most importantly who the new villain of Premodern might be. Is it Enchantress? We will talk about it! With Tide gone, expectations are shifting, metas are opening up, and combo players are already rubbing their hands together. We talk about emerging strategies, spicy new decks like PandeBurst, and whether combo is about to have its moment in the spotlight.
Is Premodern healthier now? Are we ready for what comes next? And which deck will everyone complain about next?

Sit down, shuffle up, and join us for a therapy session about bans, balance, and the bright future of Premodern.

Martin Berlin´ Articel to the Tide Ban: https://premodernmagic.com/blog/ban-list-update-2026/
PandeBurst: https://www.tcdecks.net/archetype.php?archetype=Pandeburst&format=Premodern

Premodern 2025 is in the books, and one thing is clear: it was The Year of Black. In this recap episode of Two Cabal Therapists, we look back at a year defined by discard spells, ruthless removal, and players learning—over and over again—that hands are temporary. We break down the biggest trends, dominant decks, and key moments of the 2025 Premodern season, talk about why black strategies thrived, and share our thoughts on what this means for the format going forward. Expect meta analysis, questionable opinions, and a bit of therapy for anyone who lost their win condition to a well-timed Duress.

Chris Budesheim on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/simplyadream

In this episode of 2 Cabal Therapists, we talk about the biggest Magic The Gathering Premodern Event in Austria and this time, we’re keeping our enemies very close. We’re joined by Patrick, who terrorized the field with Mono Blue Dreadnought and cruised his way into the Top 4, reminding everyone why this matchup is feared and respected.Viennageddon 2026: https://viennageddon.wordpress.com/
Patrick´s Mono U Shrimp List: https://mtgdecks.net/Premodern/stiflenought-decklist-by-patrick-arthofer-2527691

Jens Jäger Universal Champs Cup: https://www.eventbrite.de/e/jens-jaeger-universal-championship-premodern-tickets-1975408887158?utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-medium=discovery&utm-term=listing&utm-source=wsa&aff=ebdsshwebmobile&fbclid=IwY2xjawO4-n9icmlkETFSQ0kxOUZTTjZzM1BreHV6c3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHpJ8NwY_Yx3VsDAB2f-jRuul0fp_B5EeAHzMgtluuIRjfWvcf0EvwQaUg4pd&brid=_TF4QpDpm2_CjNk1yJsDNg