He Paid Her to Get Naked… Then Asked for More | Ep 44
This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one.
In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner).
Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah.
We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain.
Timestamps below:
03:44 – Submariners
08:36 – Naughty Corner
37:10 – Filthy Fortunes
43:50 – Confessions
1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole
1:17:43 – Would You Rather
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1:20:16
Sexy Trotters and the Masturbation Thread | Ep 43
00:55 Tinder Talk
09:00 Naughty Corner
22:30 Filthy Fortunes
29:20 Follow Ups
41:30 Am I The Asshole?
46:45 Masturbation... A thread
01:07:15 Would You Rather?
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1:10:42
Douching Disasters, Sauna Slip-Ups & STI Solidarity | Ep 42
This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence?
We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone.
And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us.
Timestamps:
02:01 - Luke’s Kink
06:40 - Naughty Corner
24:24 - Last Week’s Naughty Corner Further Submissions
31:57 - Luke Shit His Pants
35:05 - Sex Toy Review
41:24 - Filthy Fortunes
45:49 - TG Follow-up
49:19 - Oops Wrong Hole
1:03:03 - Would You Rather
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1:07:38
The Fart Symphony & Chelsea’s Naughty Confession | Ep 41
08:33 Naughty Corner
42:17 Filthy Fortunes
50:52 Confession
53:19 Oops Wrong Hole
1:02:45 Would You Rather
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1:07:03
The Crusty Rabbit and Filthy Fortunes | Ep 40
00:00 Intro
01:45 Top 100 Kinks
14:40 Naughty Corner
39:30 Filthy Fortunes
46:30 Confession Booth
49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole!
59:05 Would You Rather?
Ironing Out the Kinks” is the hilarious, sex-positive podcast that dives deep into the awkward, filthy, and laugh-out-loud moments behind closed doors.
Hosted by married couple Chelsea & Luke, this British duo explore real listener confessions, wild kink stories, and the cringiest sex mishaps — all while making you feel totally normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky.
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