X-Men Horoscopes

Want to listen to this episode ad-free? Visit our Patreon!

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

With us this week is artist Taurin Clarke who is just a super wonderful and talented human being and absolutely illustrated your favorite covers. We cover his birth month and year issue (Uncanny X-Men 133) where Wolverine lashes out, Jean Grey is appalling, and Cyclops dies on the astral plane.

Also in this episode:

the deep dive on Spider-Man no one asked for

the deep dive on Suzanne Somers' erotic novels no one asked for but actually needed

Wolverine has a great time at the Hellfire Club

the first of many times Cyclops is cucked

Cyclops and Emma making out on Jean Grey's grave

Banshee is always DTF

Wearing your ex's skin

Angel actually can't see very well

Wolverine is the best there is at dumbwaiters

All this plus Taurin's X-Men crush. What does any of this mean for his future? Tune in to find out!
Taurin Clarke is a celebrated comic book artist and dynamic cover illustrator whose work has become a standout in the modern comics landscape. A Brooklyn native, Taurin has built a reputation for bold, cinematic compositions and vibrant character designs that capture the imagination of fans and collectors alike. Over the years he’s contributed striking cover art to an impressive range of major titles across Marvel, DC, and beyond — from Miles Morales: Spider-Man to Deadpool to Black Panther to Storm to X-Men Red to adjectiveless X-Men and Uncanny X-Men variant covers — showcasing his versatility and visual storytelling prowess.

His work has also been compiled into The Marvel Art of Taurin Clarke, a deluxe collection celebrating his most iconic Marvel imagery and artistic evolution. Taurin’s connection to the X-Men universe runs deep through his covers, where his powerful depictions of mutants and Marvel’s broader cast have helped define the look and feel of modern X-Men runs.

 

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Want to listen to this episode ad-free? Visit our Patreon!

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

With us this week is Jasmine Estrada, Audio Producer extraordinaire at Marvel. We discuss her bonkers birth month and year issue where Mikhail takes over the Morlocks and on his first day on the job he decides to flood and kill them all. Can the X-Men stop him? And wtf does any of that say about Jasmine?

Also in this episode:

Jasmine did had a great first day at her job when she pissed off Michael Jordan

Playing tech-support for Walt Simonson and Chris Claremont

The Morlock tunnels are actually the next Williamsburg

Angel will cry under any tunnel

Mikhail is Wacked

Angel has no clue who took his wings

Professor X has serious upper body strength

NYES

Dancing naked with plants

Kid Omega as a Rorschach test

All this plus which X-Men are Scorpios? I want to sugarcoat this one but I can't friends. Jasmine is in trouble. Tune in to find out more!

Jasmine Estrada is an audio producer, writer and editor. She’s worked with companies like ESPN FiveThirtyEight and Spotify as well as brands like Amazon, ABC, Google, Microsoft, Nike, Forbes, Mastercard, Reebok, SiriusXM, and more.

She is an Audio Producer at Marvel where she produced weekly shows like Marvel’s Pull List and has helped launch shows like The History of Marvel Comics: Black Panther, Wolverine: La Larga Noche, and Marvel/Method hosted by Method Man. Her work often involves deep research into comic lore, interviewing creators and talent, and finding narrative threads that connect Marvel’s histories and characters in engaging ways for listeners. You can usually find her reading comics or hanging out with her dog, Bear.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Want to listen to this episode ad-free? Visit our Patreon!

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

This week we welcome back EISNER AWARD WINNING letterer Clayton Cowles for a very fun look at his early education that he will be unpacking in therapy for the next several years.

Also in this episode:

- Clayton picks love over awards

Rogue's booty is in vogue

The Morlocks take Manhattan

Jean Grey seductively charges into battle

Colossus’ proposed power creep

Somehow explaining Mikhail Rasputin

Iceman becomes Waterman

Angel is a self-involved dick who is taking step one of therapy and no other steps and is currently single ladies

Puberty is a harsh mistress

Spprkatz

Bishop should not be pulling guns on the police

All this plus did you know that brain tumors can make you f- meteors? What does any of this mean for Clayton's future? Tune in to find out!

Clayton Cowles is a Ringo-nominated comic book letterer who just won his first Eisner this year. He currently letters X-Men, Uncanny X-Men and much more. In the past, he has worked on House of X, Powers of X, Dark X-Men, Immortal X-Men, Weapon X-Men, two other runs of X-Men, and a host of other X-Men spinoffs. He lives in upstate New York with his sweetie in a house with two cats. You can find him on Instagram, Bluesky and his very fun newsletter.

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Want to listen to this episode ad-free? Visit our Patreon!

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

This week we have on the show 10 year Dashell Delcourt - a lego aficionado and Marvel fan who can also do 75 push ups in a row. Wow. That’s a lot of push ups.

We discuss his birth month and year issue with his dad, threepeat guest David Delcourt, where Eva Bell becomes either the greatest or worst mutant in the history of mutants.

Also in this episode:

Gambit’s accent is great

The best part of the X-Mansion is the carpeting

Wolverine and Cyclops can share a bedroom

Cyclops has recorded holograms for every eventuality of people dying

The X-Men have more X-jets stashed around the house that you do keys

You have to touch your forehead to do telepathy

It's a whole issue of Eva Bell using her time travel powers to travel in time so strap in. What does any of this mean for Dash's future? Tune in to find out!

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!
Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Want to listen to this episode ad-free? Visit our Patreon!

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.

Welcome to 2026. We hope you survived the experience! This week we’re doing your horoscope – that’s right, you! 

We look at the X-Men issue with a cover date of January 2026 to see what it means for the year ahead for ALL of us. Rogue is a massive lawn ornament and Gambit is blind in response because, sure. It’s okay though, because the Outlier teenagers are all grown up and living their best lives JK no one ever does in dystopian futures.

Also in this episode:

In the Marvel universe you have to wrap your hands if you’re blind

Spider Girl? Her? Is she funny?

Stop trying to make Sentinel Boy a thing

Dystopian Ocean 11 sequences

In the future Calico is still a horse girl

A long tangent about dragons

Poor Calico has to live in Denver

What does the Age of Revelation say about the year ahead for you and me? Spoiler: it's a roadmap for how to navigate our own societal grief right now.

AND THEN! We talk to Stephen Vincent Fiset about his process designing the X-Men Horoscopes shirts and also on the show are 2026 aspirations from special guests:

- Luciano Vecchio

- the gentlemen from Homo Superior podcast

- Arianna Maher

- Jason Loo

- Karen Czap

- Dmanda Martini

- Kieron Gillen

- Clayton Cowles

- Sara Century

Tune in for more!

More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Want to listen to these episodes early/ad-free and get your own X-Men Horoscope read/an awesome t-shirt? Check out our brand-new patreon!
Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.